Those that know me well, know that I’m the one that comes up with the elaborate schemes to dupe people… Well, the tables have turned, I’ve been duped.

Jacque is a douchebag when it comes to being an Eagles fan. I mean seriously, he gets stupid… so stupid that sometimes I prefer watching football with out him. I have a pair of tickets to the Cowboys v Eagles game. Jacque has been wanting that other ticket.

As I’m still suffering from a blow to my ego, I wont go into details, but I was tricked into agreeing to take Jacque to the game.

Jacque and Patrick, F you both!

You two are the Assholes of the Week.

Pricks… BTW, I’m disabling comments on this post!

My thoughts:

1) HAHAHAHAHAHA, Dumbass!

2) Seriously, did you really expect a car out of Hooters… for selling beer!?

3) You’re still a Dumbass!

4) You’re the new Asshole of the Week!

After about 50 txt messages and voicemails from Ellis, I decided to see if the Monster Black Ice Slurpee is really as great as he says. It’s good… However, it’s not the GREATEST thing in the world as he describes.

But, Beware…

I took a dump today and it was bright bluish green. Seriously… bright bluish green… no joke. It freaked me out. I was shocked, and didn’t know what happened… I didn’t recall being raped by a Smurf, eating any crayons, or being exposed to gamma radiation, but then remembered the Slurpee!

I did a google search on “monster black ice poop” and I’m apparently I’m not alone.

To the Slurpee scientists at 7-Eleven, I’m still wondering if you’re playing a big practical joke on us all, but for now, I’m giving you pricks my Asshole of the Week award.

Jerks!

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK:
The Dumbass kid who got decapitated by the Batman Ride in Georgia.

Hey Dumbass… If the sign says “Do Not Enter”, DON’T FUCKING ENTER!
Seriously, I do understand that kids need to be a little rebelious, but, WTF!, are they really becomming this stupid!

Read the story here:
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6871329&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

I don’t think this is how it happened, but here’s how I picture it:

Remember when I awarded the Asshole of the Week award to that 7 year old who stole his grandma’s SUV because he “wanted to do hoodrat stuff” with his friend (click here if you missed it)? Well, He’s BACK! And he gets ANOTHER Asshole of the Week award! Yep, he is the first person to ever receive multiple Asshole of the Week awards! He will be inducted into the WTF!? Hall of Fame (still under construction in Sauget, IL).

See below to watch his latest crap…
And yes, I do think some kids should be given the death penalty.

“he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse’s head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile’s home, where they used the skull as a “bong” to smoke marijuana”

Full Story:  http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

Yeah, its been a while, but I think I finally found another Asshole of the Week… though it is pretty funny… “I wanted to do hoodrat stuff wit my friend.”

Want to be a real pain in the ass?  Then buy one of these TV-B-Gone units.  When activated, and pointed at a Monitor or TV, the unit goes through a list of on/off  codes for the major TV manufacters.   Basically point it at practically any TV, and it will soon power off.

Seems like something I can have some fun with… screw with some friends, maybe piss some people off at a bar, but some people took it a little to far.   Some of the pricks at Gizmodo went around at CES and started Fk’n with peoples booths and presentations.   If I was there and saw these assholes, I would have kicked some ass.  Yeah, its fun to mess with some friends, but don’t be a Fkn dick about it!  I know I already have an Asshole of the Week, but Gizmodo, you guys get the award as well!  Look what these pricks did at CES:

http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-the-meanest-thing-gizmodo-did-at-ces

If you Assholes ever Fk with one of my presentations, you better make sure I never find you!

Yes, parents have to be strict with their kids, but come on, selling your son’s car because you found booze in it, and being a bitch in the ad!  WTF!  He’s in High School, you’re supposed to do shit like that! Bitch, you don’t understand cus you didn’t have a life back then… you had no friends except for the lunch lady…. you were fat and ugly…. none of the boys wanted to date you… you wore a retainer w/ headset…. people TP’d your house…. I probably TP’d your house…. your parents sent you to fat camp…. the marching band people wouldnt even hang out with you…

Yep bitch I know your type, and I can go off on you all day… in the mean time, you get the ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321239,00.html

Running late, I speed to the airport in an attempt not to miss my flight, I rush thru the security line and barely make it on to my plane.  I skipped lunch, so I’m starving, but never fear, I’m in First Class, American Airlines will take care of me with a nice meal, right? 
WRONG!!!!
Here’s what I got:

WTF IS THAT!   That’s the First Class meal????   Look how tiny that bag is, and there’s hardly anything in it (yes, thats the entire contents of the bag)!  WTF is a Sesame Stick!  Then they have the nerve to call it a “PREMIUM SNACK MIX”?   There’s nothing Premium in the bag!

For this, American Airlines, AA, whatever you want to call yourselves… you are the PREMIUM Asshole of the week!