Brilliant…

After about 50 txt messages and voicemails from Ellis, I decided to see if the Monster Black Ice Slurpee is really as great as he says. It’s good… However, it’s not the GREATEST thing in the world as he describes.

But, Beware…

I took a dump today and it was bright bluish green. Seriously… bright bluish green… no joke. It freaked me out. I was shocked, and didn’t know what happened… I didn’t recall being raped by a Smurf, eating any crayons, or being exposed to gamma radiation, but then remembered the Slurpee!

I did a google search on “monster black ice poop” and I’m apparently I’m not alone.

To the Slurpee scientists at 7-Eleven, I’m still wondering if you’re playing a big practical joke on us all, but for now, I’m giving you pricks my Asshole of the Week award.

Jerks!

I’m currently using one of these as I type this post.

Awesome.

For those days you have a craving for kangaroo or bear:

http://www.exoticmeats.com/home.aspx

Just got a package in the mail from Ellis, and check out the goodness it contained!

This got me thinking…. I’m so glad I’m not a vegan! 

How can vegans go around slaughtering innocent vegtables, they don’t have a chance, they are totally defenseless!!!  (http://www.geocities.com/rainforest/vines/3652/) 

At least the jerky animals put up a fight, and some even got away (just not the ones that made it into the package).  I mean, it’s not like we’re attacking innocents that have no defense mechanisms like you f’n vegans…. that would be cowardly. 

Grow a sack already!