SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

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I think Biggie Smalls was re-incarnated in Iraq:

My thoughts:

1) HAHAHAHAHAHA, Dumbass!

2) Seriously, did you really expect a car out of Hooters… for selling beer!?

3) You’re still a Dumbass!

4) You’re the new Asshole of the Week!

yes, Jacque sent me this link… makes you wonder about him.

America’s Got Talent: Ronny B.

Brilliant…

Who would win:

Beetle Bailey vs Gomer Pyle

Wayne & Garth vs Jay & Silent Bob

Mario vs Sonic

Jawas vs Ewoks

KITT vs The General Lee

Well, Wonder no more:

http://www.electricferret.com/fights/

I’m currently using one of these as I type this post.

Awesome.

I went to a wedding this weekend, and got to hang out with one of my old college buddies John Zick. Drinking beers and catching up on good times from the past, we were all reminded of the infamous “drunkzick” voicemail I received probably around 10 years ago. It’s a true classic, and for those of you who missed it, here it is: drunkzick.wav