SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) — As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

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After about 50 txt messages and voicemails from Ellis, I decided to see if the Monster Black Ice Slurpee is really as great as he says. It’s good… However, it’s not the GREATEST thing in the world as he describes.

But, Beware…

I took a dump today and it was bright bluish green. Seriously… bright bluish green… no joke. It freaked me out. I was shocked, and didn’t know what happened… I didn’t recall being raped by a Smurf, eating any crayons, or being exposed to gamma radiation, but then remembered the Slurpee!

I did a google search on “monster black ice poop” and I’m apparently I’m not alone.

To the Slurpee scientists at 7-Eleven, I’m still wondering if you’re playing a big practical joke on us all, but for now, I’m giving you pricks my Asshole of the Week award.

Jerks!

I’ve been thru Idaho Falls, but I swear it wasn’t me… now that I think of it Ellis did take a dump there.

Yes, 2 of my favorite things combined into one clip… Japanese animations and poop. So check this first one out, looks like a cartoon to help teach kids to stop shitting themselves:

Now, here’s the same clip with the English Subtitles (not really, but it works):

I just remembered how much I liked the animations at Doodie.com

Here’s a good one:  http://www.doodie.com/ninja.php

Another great one from the folks at Cheeksdown Productions.