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Those that know me well, know that I’m the one that comes up with the elaborate schemes to dupe people… Well, the tables have turned, I’ve been duped.

Jacque is a douchebag when it comes to being an Eagles fan. I mean seriously, he gets stupid… so stupid that sometimes I prefer watching football with out him. I have a pair of tickets to the Cowboys v Eagles game. Jacque has been wanting that other ticket.

As I’m still suffering from a blow to my ego, I wont go into details, but I was tricked into agreeing to take Jacque to the game.

Jacque and Patrick, F you both!

You two are the Assholes of the Week.

Pricks… BTW, I’m disabling comments on this post!



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I don’t get it, but I like it:


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My thoughts:

1) HAHAHAHAHAHA, Dumbass!

2) Seriously, did you really expect a car out of Hooters… for selling beer!?

3) You’re still a Dumbass!

4) You’re the new Asshole of the Week!

 

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ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK:
The Dumbass kid who got decapitated by the Batman Ride in Georgia.

Hey Dumbass… If the sign says “Do Not Enter”, DON’T FUCKING ENTER!
Seriously, I do understand that kids need to be a little rebelious, but, WTF!, are they really becomming this stupid!

Read the story here:
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6871329&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

I don’t think this is how it happened, but here’s how I picture it:

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Remember when I awarded the Asshole of the Week award to that 7 year old who stole his grandma’s SUV because he “wanted to do hoodrat stuff” with his friend (click here if you missed it)? Well, He’s BACK! And he gets ANOTHER Asshole of the Week award! Yep, he is the first person to ever receive multiple Asshole of the Week awards! He will be inducted into the WTF!? Hall of Fame (still under construction in Sauget, IL).

See below to watch his latest crap…
And yes, I do think some kids should be given the death penalty.

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“he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse’s head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile’s home, where they used the skull as a “bong” to smoke marijuana”

Full Story:  http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5764886.html

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Yeah, its been a while, but I think I finally found another Asshole of the Week… though it is pretty funny… “I wanted to do hoodrat stuff wit my friend.”

 

 

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