Just got a package in the mail from Ellis, and check out the goodness it contained!
This got me thinking…. I’m so glad I’m not a vegan!
How can vegans go around slaughtering innocent vegtables, they don’t have a chance, they are totally defenseless!!! (http://www.geocities.com/rainforest/vines/3652/)
At least the jerky animals put up a fight, and some even got away (just not the ones that made it into the package). I mean, it’s not like we’re attacking innocents that have no defense mechanisms like you f’n vegans…. that would be cowardly.
Grow a sack already!

