Not only does this look extremely un-natural, but it looks kinda painful too!

This is wrong, in too many ways, yet so f’n funny…(thanks ronnie)

August 28th, Warhawk, the greatest game ever made (IMHO) will be released.
Fortunately, I had a chance to take part in the beta program for this game, and have been having withdrawl since. This game has a little bit of everything you could want in an online shooter: 32 player online support, spit screen action, Soldier combat, Tanks, Jeeps, Aircrafts, tons of weapons and graphics that take full advantage of the PS3 hardware.

Honestly, this game is another one of the reasons I’m glad I have a PS3.

Here’s a preview (the video below is compressed, but believe me, the graphics are amazing!):

Well, its time do go shopping for all those back to school supplies… pens, pencils, folders, rules, but most importantly, bulletproof backpacks.

I guess people think schools really aren’t that save anymore.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/safe-books/ballistic-bookbag-bullet+proof-back+pack-289587.php

Not only are citizens of Russia getting getting time off work to fornicate, they’re getting prizes too…

I honestly thought I would never quote Yakov Smirnoff, but “What a country!!!”

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_6624865

So, Digital Beverage created this contraption that makes your coctails for you.  It has an LCD screen, interfaces with some sort of fridge that holds all your liqour, water, and carbonated beverages all for a small price tag of about $2500…

Come on now, I’m all about being lazy and searching for any type of shortcut possible, but this is a bit too much!

http://digitalbeverages.com/myfountain.htm

Pretty cool video clip I found on youtube.  It’s long, but full of suprises.

A company in Germany (of course it came from Germans), created a video game control system to embed into urinals. It’ll controls a racing game and in their words, it’s made “to encourage people to take a taxi with Frankfurt Taxi Services after they’ve had a few drinks, rather than get behind the wheel of their own car.” What’s next from them? Perhaps a WWII airplane bomber game (I’m sure you can imagine how that will be controlled!).

http://www.piss-screen.de/

Are you sick of movies made from old cartoons yet?
http://speedracerthemovie.warnerbros.com

What would you do if you saw this?  Would you just keep walking by?  I think I’d point n laugh!