Running late, I speed to the airport in an attempt not to miss my flight, I rush thru the security line and barely make it on to my plane.  I skipped lunch, so I’m starving, but never fear, I’m in First Class, American Airlines will take care of me with a nice meal, right? 
WRONG!!!!
Here’s what I got:

WTF IS THAT!   That’s the First Class meal????   Look how tiny that bag is, and there’s hardly anything in it (yes, thats the entire contents of the bag)!  WTF is a Sesame Stick!  Then they have the nerve to call it a “PREMIUM SNACK MIX”?   There’s nothing Premium in the bag!

For this, American Airlines, AA, whatever you want to call yourselves… you are the PREMIUM Asshole of the week!

It’s not Big Buck Hunter, but these games help pass some time when you’re bored at work:

Streakers, you gotta love them, they’re getting more and more innovative.

Ref’s uniform to sneak onto the field, and a football shaped thong….. Genius.

This week’s Asshole of the week is Duane Chapman, aka, Dog the Loser Bounty Hunter.

Not for the reason you may be thinking:  http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/dog-bounty-hunter-star-racial-rant-victim-planning-sue-him-6078.php

But rather because… seriously, who the hell wears armbands!

Duane, “Dog”, Whatever the hell you want to call yourself…. You look like a Fkn Idiot!

Read this crap:  http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/oct/31/halo-3-player-punches-mother-after-video-game-take/

Kid punches mom and locks himself in a room because his mom made him stop playing Halo 3…  I totally blame the parents for that!  Put your damn foot down, beat some sense into that kid, keep him scared of you!   If your kid has enough balls to punch you over a fkn video game, its your own damn fault for not being assertive enough and being able control them!  ITS A VIDEO GAME… and you’re a Fkn parent, this is your Fkn Kid, WTF are you doing letting him tell you whats up?!  And then… you called the cops!  WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!  Your kids should be more afraid of you than the cops!  You deserved to be punched you shitty mom!  I hope he gave you a black eye! 

 Control your kids you Fkn Idiot!