I knew she was a HO! 

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When R. Kelly isn’t too busy pissing on underage girls, he’s hard at work cranking out masterpieces(sarcasm) such as the whole “Trapped in the Closet” music/video/story/hip-hopera/whatever series.  Honestly, who else but R could come up with mixing adultery with midgets shitting themselves AND combine it into a multi-part music video.  For those of you who missed it, you can catch the entire 22 part series on the IFC’s website right here (seriously, it makes for a good laugh):

http://ifc.com/static/sections/kelly/trapped.html

As it’s the holiday season, someone with a bunch of clay and freetime felt inspired by the genius (once again, sarcasm), and created a 3-part series called “Trapped in a Clauset” (as in Santa Claus).

Now, unlike R.Kelly….. This is GENIUS:

Chapter 1:

Chapter 2:

Chapter 3:

Anyone else notice Mrs. Claus has a package?

Here’s two online series that I find hilarious (there’s several episodes in each):

For you old school video games, here’s Street Fighter: The Later Years.

For you fans of the TV show The Office, here’s High Times: Editorial Office.
 

Life sucks when you’re the fat kid…

Like the Turtle Boy, these are some more examples of what happens when mothers drink during pregnancy:

I always knew he was a junkie…