I never thought I had anything in common with Hitler:

Please do not discuss football with me until next season.

Want to be a real pain in the ass?  Then buy one of these TV-B-Gone units.  When activated, and pointed at a Monitor or TV, the unit goes through a list of on/off  codes for the major TV manufacters.   Basically point it at practically any TV, and it will soon power off.

Seems like something I can have some fun with… screw with some friends, maybe piss some people off at a bar, but some people took it a little to far.   Some of the pricks at Gizmodo went around at CES and started Fk’n with peoples booths and presentations.   If I was there and saw these assholes, I would have kicked some ass.  Yeah, its fun to mess with some friends, but don’t be a Fkn dick about it!  I know I already have an Asshole of the Week, but Gizmodo, you guys get the award as well!  Look what these pricks did at CES:

http://gizmodo.com/343348/confessions-the-meanest-thing-gizmodo-did-at-ces

If you Assholes ever Fk with one of my presentations, you better make sure I never find you!

Yes, parents have to be strict with their kids, but come on, selling your son’s car because you found booze in it, and being a bitch in the ad!  WTF!  He’s in High School, you’re supposed to do shit like that! Bitch, you don’t understand cus you didn’t have a life back then… you had no friends except for the lunch lady…. you were fat and ugly…. none of the boys wanted to date you… you wore a retainer w/ headset…. people TP’d your house…. I probably TP’d your house…. your parents sent you to fat camp…. the marching band people wouldnt even hang out with you…

Yep bitch I know your type, and I can go off on you all day… in the mean time, you get the ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321239,00.html

Cute waitress, bad breath…. what to do?   Vito came up with a solution: